Sorry for the lack of updates recently, I kind of was busy with voice-overs for Seed of freakin Chucky. You know, that Jennifer Tilly is making it totally obvious that she wants me. I mean, with her and stealing my eyeliner, Perrier, and refrigerator...I mean, what does she need them for? Uhh...maybe to put in her shrine of me? Along with other such very scottish items like a snippet of my kilt and a lock of my hair she stole from my stylist. Wait, I'm talking about other fan girls. My bad! So I got another fan letter in the mail, this time a postcard: That's not the only peculiar part. What the person wrote is: 'Ello Billeh! I'm at da Llama Sanctuary here in England! I thought dat you myte lyk da llamas! I wanna ask u a question! Who do you think would win in a fight, a beaver or a moose? I THINK A MOOSE!!! So...i coming 2 your house 2 t-p!! Hahaha -Joan Hargrave Well I guess I'll answer that question...I think the beaver. The moose at first probably wouldn't see the beaver. Then the beaver does it's little karate chop! And the moose doesn't know what to do. The moose would probably poo on the beaver from fright. That's right, poo. The beaver would recollect itself and then get angry. He would jump on the moose and knaw at its horn thingys so it can collect for its dam. The moose would cry and know it was defeated. Poor moose. So stupid. JUST STOMP ON THE FRIGGIN BEAVER! -Billy