Hello there. So I was over at Ian's house and he was talking in some other language. He went into his closet to change into something more comfortable and then he came out of the closet. Oh my goodness. What a coincidence. I went in with him after that to help him choose his clothes. Then we both came out of the closet at the same time. So we went out on the street and 2 seconds after that, Ian fell on his booty. I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants and the Ian was laughing at me and then he peed his pants. It was great fun and then fangitls came along and saw both of us peed. So there we are in our own puddle. So we got up and I guess the fangirls didn't know that we had both peed. I guess they were starstruck. I hope this doesn't get into The National Enquirer or People magazine. Well actually I do hope it does. Then I can laugh at myself! Yay! Okay so I found some little things to write about... Boxers; Briefs; Commando Best compliment you've ever received. Hmm...a while back I was at some sort of midget awards and this midget was like, "Hey, I love the way you walk." I guess I walk like a midget. Behind the scenes of 'Your Blog' the movie. Well, this would be directed by Steven Spielberg and Ashton Kutcher would play me. Well maybe not Ashton Kutcher. Keanu Reeves. No, he says things weird. Sean Connery will play me. Yes, Sean Connery. So the storyline is this. Just improvise things that I would do. Except it has to be crazy. All this will be in Japanese and there will be English over their voices. You know, like Godzilla? I think it's great. Your Shower Curtain: Wheee!!! If I die today.. How would it happen? Well I don't like talking about my death...but...some guy will come up to me and say "Oy! Give me yer money!" But his "gun" is actually a deck of cards, so I just walk away and he gives me a paper cut and I get an infection and jump in the ocean and then I'll die. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours. Myself. Next question. Have you ever seen a dead body? Oooh, yes I have. But now the law says I can't touch anything that can be used as a weapon...hoohoo Have you ever broken a bone? Let's see. One in my ear bone. It was very unfortunate because it was just when I had my peak hearing. Then it was shattered by Elijah playing his awful music too loud. How can you hear the music when it's too loud? I just don't get it. Number next. Grossest thing you have ever seen. A squirrel eating a cat that was diagnosed with diabetes and obviously had a drug problem. I mean, it had 3 kilos of marijuana in its stomach. Who knows where there is other drugs. The squirrels pupils were dilated too. How good is your penmanship? Not that good. Example: -Billy