Why hello! It is me Billy! It's been a great couple of years. My girlfriend had a baby, Jack. Fatherhood has really changed me, actually. I mean, how can a child be that energetic? Was I that energetic as a child? I remember as a kid I would jump on the walls and pretend I was Spiderman. This time Jack wants to be Superman and I don't support that. I mean come on, SUPERMAN? At least Spiderman knew what he was doing. But whatever, kids can be kids. Christmas is coming up and I still don't know what to get for Jack as a Santa present. Perhaps a Spiderman cartoon? A Spiderman costume? Maybe even Spiderman himself.

Billy- What music are you listening to right now?

Answer: Oh yes, that question must always be asked. Right now I'm listening to a Scottish(!!!) musician and journalist Momus. He's very clever, actually. He has an eyepatch! I'm sure you would love him just for the eyepatch alone! Hit him up, he's grrrrrrrrreat!

Yes, this is indeed me being sexy once again. I just can't help it. Can you help being sexy crossing your arms? I THOUGHT NOT. No wonder girls are just dropping when I walk past them. YEs, it is because I am crossing my arms and giving them a smoldering face. Girls just MELT before my eyes when I do that. Sometimes I just don't understand women.