http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/ Billy Boyd Parody Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:20:00 PST http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2006. Actors Humor Movies http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/27.html Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:13:13 GMT Why hello! It is me Billy! It's been a great couple of years. My girlfriend had a baby, Jack. Fatherhood has really changed me, actually. I mean, how can a child be that energetic? Was I that energetic as a child? I remember as a kid I would jump on the walls and pretend I was Spiderman. This time Jack wants to be Superman and I don't support that. I mean come on, SUPERMAN? At least Spiderman knew what he was doing. But whatever, kids can be kids. Christmas is coming up and I still don't know what to get for Jack as a Santa present. Perhaps a Spiderman cartoon? A Spiderman costume? Maybe even... (more) http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=27 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/26.html Sat, 12 Mar 2005 05:28:32 GMT I'm sorry that I have to write this. My creative energy towards maintaining this site has gone dry. I feel as if this site is a job, and not something for enjoyment. I have to move on...in ways of which I do not know. I truly am sorry. Maybe I will come back to this, but I don't know. I WILL keep the blog up so you can read past entries. This was very hard for me to write, since I'll be losing a loyal fanbase. http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=26 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/25.html Wed, 29 Dec 2004 19:44:53 GMT Hello there. I've been very busy as you all know. Geez, when was the last time I updated? Elijah really got to me. I mean, Elijah, what were you thinking, giving me that ugly underwear?? I don't even like ducks, much less swans!! Okay, maybe swans, but really ducks freak me out. Dom, I know you are really successful on Lost. Well, actually not ON Lost, since you are a drug addict. Lame-o. Alright, who saw Seed of Chucky? I know I did. BECAUSE I'M IN IT, DUH. I thought I was very swell in it. Very swell indeed. Anyone want any Cheetos? I don't like them very much. I like whiskey better.... (more) http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=25 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/24.html Sun, 29 Aug 2004 23:53:52 GMT Went to the insane asylum because I attacked Dom with my toaster. Just kidding. But I really did attack Dom with my toaster. He was making some toast and the toaster was smoking and he was freaking out. What a pansy. Then we went outside for some tea and stuff. So yesterday was my birthday. I got some stuff from fans, too! -Whitney Houston Goes Wild DVD -Barbra Streisand is Crazy CD -Cucumber -A mask (I don't need one, because I already have a mask which I'm wearing right now. Yes, it is my face.) -A little girl's bicycle I appreciate the gifts! They are fantastic. Question: why in... (more) http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=24 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/23.html Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:01:50 GMT So I am going to Comic-Con. Comicy comicy comic-con. Last time I went There were so many fangirls screaming either my name or Dom's name. I guess some of them were confused. But that's okay, well...actually it's not. I mean, he was born in Berlin. I was born in Glasgow. See the difference? PARTY CENTRAL!!! So yesterday I was shopping for deodorant and they didn't have my regular peachy smell kind with the shiny label. So I had to buy that gritty stuff that smelled like eggs. I'd rather smell like eggs than powder, let me tell you. When I wake up in the morning I don't have to make myself eggs... (more) http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=23 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/22.html Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:22:47 GMT Today is the birthday of Billy Boyd Parody!!! First entry was on July 8!!! So as a present to you guys, I will do an entry a day all week! Yay!! http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=22 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/21.html Fri, 25 Jun 2004 03:24:20 GMT Hello there. So I was over at Ian's house and he was talking in some other language. He went into his closet to change into something more comfortable and then he came out of the closet. Oh my goodness. What a coincidence. I went in with him after that to help him choose his clothes. Then we both came out of the closet at the same time. So we went out on the street and 2 seconds after that, Ian fell on his booty. I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants and the Ian was laughing at me and then he peed his pants. It was great fun and then fangitls came along and saw both of us peed. So there... (more) http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=21 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/20.html Thu, 17 Jun 2004 17:27:05 GMT Sorry for the lack of updates recently, I kind of was busy with voice-overs for Seed of freakin Chucky. You know, that Jennifer Tilly is making it totally obvious that she wants me. I mean, with her and stealing my eyeliner, Perrier, and refrigerator...I mean, what does she need them for? Uhh...maybe to put in her shrine of me? Along with other such very scottish items like a snippet of my kilt and a lock of my hair she stole from my stylist. Wait, I'm talking about other fan girls. My bad! So I got another fan letter in the mail, this time a postcard: That's not the only peculiar part. What... (more) http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=20 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/19.html Sat, 01 May 2004 03:28:02 GMT So I just got back from doing the Chuckie voice overs. I think you guys will like this. The doll I voice for is really funny. One scene involves him throwing his dad out a window into dog crap. Dog crap, you say? Then he leaves his mom in the refrigerator and she says to the banana, hey, what's shakin? And then the banana's like nothin much yo. Question: What car do you drive? Answer: Well that's quite obvious. I drive an Escalade so I can keep all my ho's in one car. Plus it is totally playa. Pippin driving an Escalade. I never really realized that. I got some nice rims though. They spin.... (more) http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=19 http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/archive/18.html Sat, 13 Mar 2004 17:51:28 GMT I just bought a t-shirt online and it said: I Am What Willis Was Talkin 'Bout. You think it will attract the ladies who don't even know who I am? Methinks it will. Then I took an online test titled, "Are you crazy?" and turns out I am 89 percent crazy. I'm on an online quiz frenzy right now. I'll fill you in on what I got. You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you like it rough, and of course you like to pop a cap in any wiggers ass. If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be? brought to you by Quizilla You're bubblegum!!! You love to have a good time, and... (more) http://billyboydparody.blogdrive.com/comments?id=18